Perhaps It's Time To Think About Banning Tattoos For A While After Seeing This Jason Kelce Tattoo
When the United States Army beat the balls off of the Red Coats in 1776, it opened the doors for Freedom to flourish across the world. Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of Happiness.
But sometimes too much of a good thing can actually be bad. Perhaps it's possible that over the past 250 years of American history, we have been given too much freedom. As much as I love the concept of freedom of speech and freedom of expression, there comes a time when maybe we need to pump the brakes just a bit.
So when someone walks into a tattoo shop and asks for a naked pin-up cartoon of Jason Kelce with the Eagles located where his cock and balls would be? That right there might be where freedom crosses the line. That right there is where someone should probably step in and say "not today, Satan".
There are just so many steps that need to be taken before this even happens. First, someone needs to think of the idea. Next, somebody needs to sketch the idea. And finally, you need to get in the chair and sit there as the tattoo artist gets ready to permanently ink this drawing onto the body for the rest of your life. If at no point during any of those steps you stopped to think to yourself, "maybe this isn't necessary"? Well then you've been granted with too much freedom to handle. Time to reel it in.