This Chris Kavanagh Goal Proves That Kids Of America Are Officially Out Of Control
Kids these days, man...
There used to be a time when kids were respectful. Not because they necessarily wanted to be respectful, but because they were afraid of what would happen if they weren't. Parents, coaches, and teachers were all allowed to take a more...Machiavellian approach to keeping kids in line.
Now it's like there aren't even any rules for kids to follow, and look at what the result is.
Are you freaking kidding me, Chris Kav?
You're a rookie. Playing against the best goalie on the planet. And that's the move you end up going with. No fear of it not working out and then getting your ass stapled to the bench for the rest of eternity. No fear being a little "flashy" and rubbing the older guys the wrong way. Just a kid who plays the game without any rules or regulations. He's completely out of control, and it's filthy to watch.
I guess you have the green light to do whatever you want on the Redwoods offense when you have vets on the team like Ryder Garnsey pulling these skip passes for shits and gigs.
Wizards do exist.