We Need "Combat Juggling" To Become A Televised Sport
The thing about most pro sports that are on TV is that all of us who are watching at home typically played the game ourselves at some point. Maybe you stopped playing football after high school, but you played at some point. Maybe you haven't picked up a baseball bat since you were 12, but you played at some point. You may have never broken 90 before on the golf course, but you still swing the clubs every weekend. The familiarity with these sports allow our dumb brains to think "maybe if I would have stuck with it, I could have gone pro".
It takes away from the amazement of the game sometimes. The pros make everything look so routine that you don't even realize how ridiculous everything is that you're seeing.
Combat juggling could change that. Because this is one of the most incredible things I've ever witnessed. This dude is a goddamn animal. What's crazy is that clearly the other dudes are nasty jugglers as well to even be able to step into battle against him. And he makes them all look like it's their first day tossin' pins. I'm going to assume "tossin' pins" is the phrase of choice here. I think we're going to look back at our dude with the orange pins one day like we do with Wilt Chamberlain scoring 100 points in a single game. He's so dominant that eventually people are going to be skeptical that it ever even happened in the first place. Luckily we have some video evidence to back it up.
At the very least, we need to get these guys some better crowds. The fact that there were asses still planted in their seats during these battles was wild. Everyone should have been on their feet going nuts after some of those attacks. This isn't a time for golf claps. There needs to be hooting, and there needs to be hollering.