Wait Until You Get A Load Of The Haircut On This New Coach In The KHL. Pure Sex
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce you to Igor Grishin.
He was just named the new head coach of HC Neftekhimik Nizhnekamsk in the KHL. Which means that if you, or anybody you know, has a lady in Nizhnekamsk, then there's a good chance she doesn't belong to you anymore. Because there's nobody in the world who slams ass more than a fella with this haircut. You don't show up to the rink every day for practice with that salad bowl on your head unless you are knee deep in ass.
Just look at the face one of his assistant coaches is making once he learned that ol' Iggy Grish stole his chick again.
The KHL is currently dealing with a bit of an issue with all their young talent quickly jumping over to play in North America. Guys like Matvei Michkov and Ivan Demidov both got out of their KHL contracts early to come to the NHL. A young star in the rising like 24-year-old Maxim Shabanov is expected to come over to the NHL next season. So if there's one way the KHL is going to keep Russian players around to develop in the KHL, it's giving them a chance to play for Igor Grishin. You spend one season playing for him and you'll be too afraid to ever leave because you think he'll haunt you for the rest of your life. And he'll also plow your old lady. What a demon.