The War Against Short Kings Continues To Be Waged As Tinder Implements A New Height Filter
You know what? I'm not even going to talk about what the public reaction would be like here if this were somehow reversed. If there was a way for dudes on Tinder to filter out chicks based upon physical attributes that they don't have any real control over. Because as a Short King, I know that we're better than that. I'm not even going to talk about what if guys were able to filter out who they discover on Tinder because they put a weight limit on their preferences or anything like that.
Instead, I'm just going to talk about how bad I feel for women now that this height filter exists. Every great woman deserves a Short King in their life. We may be short in stature, but we are massive in love and support. All of us under 5'11" have needed to work on our personality to attract the ladies.
You want a man who is going to make you laugh during long car rides back to your hometown to visit your grandma? That man is under 5'11". You want a man who is going to become your dad's best friend, and your mom is going love right away? That man is under 5'11". You want a man who is going to actually listen to you complain about work without immediately interjecting and telling you what you're doing wrong and how to fix it? That man is under 5'11". You want a man who is going to respond to text messages in a timely matter instead of leaving you on read for days at a time? That man is under 5'11". And most importantly--if you want a man who is going to reciprocate in bed? That man is under 5'11".
Girls always think they want a guy who is over 6' tall, until that guy starts to treat them like shit. A Short King would never. It's just sad to think about all the women out there who are going to miss out on the opportunity to find the love of their life all because this filter exists. You match with a Short King on Tinder before you learn his height. You chat for a few days, build up a strong emotional connection, realize you really like this dude, and once you meet him in person you can deal with the fact that he's 5'8" because of everything else he brings to the table. All I'm saying is the divorce rate in this country is only going to continue going up because of this height filter. Really the only way to save the nuclear family in America is if every woman marries a dude who is 5'9" on a good day. That's where the true love is.