Spencer Strider, Gigantic Piss Baby, Attempts To Get Philly Fans Tossed From Game For Heckling Him After He Threw At Bryce Harper
Mitchell Leff. Getty Images.I've been studying baseball pitchers for decades at this point. I know everything there is to know about the position. Mechanics, velocity, control, you name it. People come to me for my expertise opinion on pitchers around the league. You want to know my opinion on Spencer Strider?
He's the smallest, mentally triple-ply softest, whiny little bitch in baseball. Just from an analytical standpoint.
Here's the thing--if you want to throw at Bryce Harper in the 1st inning? Fine. I don't love it, but it is what it is. The Braves are a fucking joke, and they need any help they can get right now to climb their way back into this season. It's a scummy move, but that's ball.
However, if you're going to be a gigantic piece of shit scumbag? Well then you better at least own it. You can't be a little cunt and then cry foul when Philly fans say a few mean words to you.
Keep in mind this is the same Spencer Strider who said COVID was the best thing to ever happen to America because fans weren't allowed into baseball games. The man gets paid millions of dollars to throw a ball 90 feet, and he can't take a few mean words being said in his general direction. Spencer Strider is what would happen if the British won the American Revolution. He's what happens when we get rid of bullying. He should have gotten stuffed into enough lockers throughout his life to either find a way to deal with hecklers, or just quit after realizing that he's not cut out for this. If Philly fans need to be the bullies that Spencer Strider so desperately needed to have growing up, then we'll always be here for him.
Sidenote: Easily the most important negative X-rays in Spencer Strider's life.