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These Fans At The PGA Championship Are Living Out A "Final Destination" After Not Getting Drilled By This Aaron Rai Stinger

I get it. These are professional golfers. They are the best in the world at taking a little white ball and hitting it with a metal stick 400 yards down a patch of grass into a tiny little hole that is barely twice the size of the ball. Not only can they hit a golf ball ridiculously far, but they have the ability to put spin and shape on the ball like true artists. I can understand the idea of feeling comfortable standing dangerously close to one of these golfers as they're addressing the ball, just as long as you're not directly in their path. 

With that being said....

Holy fuck. You couldn't pay me enough to stand where ol' boy in the blue shirt was standing. You've got Aaron Rai, who most people wouldn't even know without having to Google, lined up to hit a stinger out of the rough. He needs to keep it under the tree branch, and he can't go too far to the left because you'd probably get some water in play. If that thing comes off the heel just a little higher and to the right? It's good night, Jim Kyte. 

If you were standing in that crowd right there, you're in a real life Final Destination. That's how you have to live the rest of your life. Live it to the fullest because there's a chance Aaron Rai could have taken you out right then and there. 

@JordieBarstool