Because It's The Cup: These Oilers Fans Fighting In Their Seats Need To Be Sitting On The Glass For Every Edmonton Game The Rest Of The Playoffs
Last year it was the chick dumping out her chest cannons who led the Edmonton Oilers to the Stanley Cup Final. Obviously seeing a great set of boobs always rules. It has since the dawn of time, and there will never be a time when it doesn't rule as long as the Earth is still spinning. The Edmonton Oilers had the power of the milkers behind them, and the result was a Western Conference Championship.
But winning the Stanley Cup ain't about tits. It's about blood, sweat, and tears. It's the ultimate test of grit to see who can be the last man standing. And these fellas right here throwing down in the upper level at game 1 in Vegas are the epitome of that. This is what it takes to win a Stanley Cup. Every game is the most important game of your life. The intensity skyrockets as each period passes by. It's not always going to be pretty, and sometimes you might end up even having to throw down with your boy. But those battles are all going to be worth it in the end when the Oilers are the only team who gets to win that final game of the season.
And I'll tell you this right now--there was never a doubt that buddy in white was going to come out on top of that scrap. Orange McDavid jersey is such a flashy sweater. It's such a "look at me" sweater. But our guy in white? He's just rocking a nameless away jersey. He knows the name on the front of the jersey means a helluva lot more than the one on the back. Might as well be a practice jersey. He doesn't give a shit, he's just there to put in that work. Doesn't even need to get out of his seat to beat that ass.
I just hope the Oilers see the amount of fight these fellas have in them, and find a way to dig down to match that energy themselves. That's how you win a Stanley Cup.