Say Whatever You Want About Justin Bieber, But You Can't Say He Doesn't Pure The Shit Out Of A Golf Ball
And I was like baby cut, baby cut, baby cut, ooooooh.
If there's one thing the #1 golfer in the world has taught us, it's that footwork doesn't mean a goddamn thing when it comes to moving that little white ball around on a golf course. Maybe the swing is a little janky once you get past the backswing, but Riggs has a repulsive swing as well and he's a 4 handicap. Sure, maybe the swing is a little steep and the follow through is aggressive which might lead to a little inconsistency out there. But the Biebs stripes it every single time.
And it's not just when he has the ball teed up. He's puring it from everywhere on the course. Most of the time he's hitting off the fairway because when you hit the ball like Bieber, you don't even know that thicker grass exists on a golf course.
But every once in a while, you catch a bad break and end up in a fairway bunker. No big deal for the Biebs. He's going to pick the ball clean out of there and set himself up for an easy up&down.
I kept waiting for Biebs to disrespect the game by grounding his club here, but he never touched the sand once. You'd think a guy who wears a wife beater and sweatpants out there would be a little more careless about the rules, but Justin Bieber is a true sportsman. Playing a solo round, no less!
And when you stick everything so tight on the green, a guy like Justin Bieber doesn't even need to pull his putter out of the bag.
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"With the fuckin wedge pussy". Somebody might want to teach Biebs about the power of punctuation there. A comma would do wonders for that caption. But that's besides the point. The fact of the matter here is that golf is all about swinging your swing. And Bieber's swing is as pure as the day is long.