What Are You Talking About? All Great College Football Coaches Let Their 24-Year-Old Girlfriends On The Field For Practice
You think ol' Billy B gives a rat's ass about a practice in April? It's practice, Vince. It's a practice in spring where not a single damn thing that goes on during that 90-120 minutes is going to have any tangible impact on how North Carolina plays next season.
But do you want to know what would have a real impact on the upcoming season next fall? If Bill Belichick is going through a breakup because his 24-year-old girlfriend got pissed off at him because she wasn't allowed to strut that ass onto the field during a spring practice is knee-high heels.
Sometimes you have to pick and choose your battles. The man just wants to slam ass with his smoking hot girlfriend who is like 50-years younger than him. He doesn't want to deal with the constant headaches of "I feel like we don't spend enough time together". Slam ass, win football games, rinse and repeat. What's so bad about that?