Philly Area Man Makes Valid Point At Town Council Meeting. We Simply Cannot Elect Cowboys Fans To Be Mayors Around Here
You know, I never really thought about this but they really ought to start putting the logo of which NFL team political candidates root for next to their name at the voting ballot. Honestly, I'd care way more about that information than putting down whether they're a republican or a democrat. This is vital information in understanding the character and mental capacity of a candidate. I'd feel like I'd been hoodwinked and bamboozled if I voted for a guy and turns out he's an absolute snake in the grass Cowboys fan living in the Greater Philadelphia Area.
There's only 3 ways you become a Cowboys fan living in the Philly area. None of them are good. 1) You have bozo parents who were Cowboys fans and were selfish enough to rope you into it. 2) You hate your dad and wanted to rebel against everything he loved, so you started rooting for the Cowboys to beat the Eagles. 3) You grew up in the early 90s and were a front-running piece of shit.
No matter what, you have issues. That's what it all boils down to. And while all politicians have issues, this one is just a deal breaker. How am I supposed to trust that a mayor of a town in this area has his constituents' best interests in heart when I know for a fact he'd show up to work on a Monday giddy as all heck if the Cowboys beat the Birds that Sunday? You just can't.
I'm just thankful that there are informed citizens out there who have done their own research and will not allow these snakes to keep slithering around right in our own backyard. Go Birds.