Eagles Fans Are Complete Lunatics, Have Been Camping Out Since Last Night For The Eagles Parade
In case you missed it, the Philadelphia Eagles Men's Professional Football Team won Super Bowl LIX on Sunday night by completely dominating the Kansas City Chiefs. It was as big of a shellacking as you could ever imagine on that big of a stage. The final score may have technically gone down into the scorebooks as 40-22, but everybody will remember that game being 40-6. A complete and total dissection of the Chiefs' dynasty, courtesy of the Birds.
So to commemorate the ass kicking, the Eagles are hosting their 2nd parade down Broad Street today. If the parade in 2018 is any indication, Philly is going to be absolute mayhem today. Without exaggerating, we're talking millions of fans all descending upon the city of Philadelphia to celebrate the world champs. So if you want to get a spot where you can actually see and hear everything going on, you better have already been down at the Art Museum for hours with the rest of the sickos by now.
The O/u for first puke of the day was set at 7am. Hope you had the under.
Also, just a friendly reminder here that the temperature for most of the night in Philly was in the teens, and it's only supposed to be around 30 today. It just means more here.
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