Brad Marchand Continues To Be The Kinkiest Man In Hockey, Now Chokes Nick Cousins In The Middle Of A Game
Hockey players are covered head-to-toe in equipment. For the average hockey player, it's almost impossible to get any actual physical skin-to-skin contact with another player. There are gloves, shoulder pads, jerseys, helmets, all sorts of protective layers in the way.
Brad Marchand is not your average hockey player. He knows that if there's a will, then there's a way. Whether that's licking an opponent in the face.
Or now taking his glove off to wrap his hands around the neck of Nick Cousins in the middle of a game.
The man just craves physical contact. He's insatiable. And he's not afraid to be a little rough out there to get it. I'm sure he's a pretty dirty talker out on the ice, too.
You think Gretzky was ever this kinky on the ice? Gordie Howe? Bobby Orr? Not a chance. Brad Marchand will go down as the KOAT when all is said and done.
By the way--we don't kink shame around here, but you probably shouldn't be allowed to do that. I'd imagine a quick $5000 fine is coming Marchand's way.