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Noted Idiot Chris Broussard Has No Idea What A "Month" Is While Talking About Jalen Hurts Being Rusty For Playoff Game Against Packers This Weekend

Every once in a while, we get reminded that Chris Broussard still has a career in sports media. Credit where credit is due. he's been on the air for 20 years at this point. It's honestly impressive that he's managed to stick around for this long while dealing with a tragic case of having a heaping pile of shit in his skull for brains. 

The thing about Chris Broussard is that we've always known he's had horrific takes when it comes to sports. But you figured his dumbassery would be limited to the world of sports. I mean he's educated, he's gainfully employed. You would think he had at least some semblance of a functioning brain when it comes to topics outside of sports. Not even anything crazy, either. Simple, ordinary topics such as "how many days are in a month". 

HOWEVA....even that appears to be too complex of a concept for Broussard's brain to grasp. Here he is on a nationally televised program (not sure if anyone actually watches or not) making his entire case for the Packers beating Philly this weekend around the fact that "Jalen Hurts hasn't played in a month". 

Here's Jalen "Just Act Normal, I'm Totally Not Concussed" Hurts the last time he was on the field. December 22nd against the Washington Commanders. I know a lot of shit has already happened since the ball dropped for the New Year, but we're still only 10 days into 2025. Sunday will be the 12th, for all you Chris Broussard's out there who don't understand how calendars work. The thing about calendars is that you can flip through all 12 pages and you're not going to find a month in there that is only 3 weeks long. Not even February, which is a bitch made month and only 28 days long. 

What's great about Chris Broussard is you know all he does before getting on TV is just scroll through a couple of headlines before coming up with a take. Hair and makeup takes a little longer when you're in your 50s. He doesn't have time to do any actual research. So he remembers Jalen Hurts hasn't played in a while, but isn't going to look into how long that's actually been. He saw a headline about AJ Brown saying the passing game needs to be better, so there's his "AJ Brown is a diva" take that is going to be the difference maker for Green Bay on Sunday. And on top of it all, the Eagles are going to be too nervous to win because they know Nick Sirianni is going to get fired if they lose. Just some elite shit posting out of Broussard. Back to back to back awful takes. There's a word to describe that, and I think Chris Broussard knows which one I'm talking about. 

Go Birds. 

@JordieBarstool