Pickleball Courts Are Quickly Becoming The #1 Place To Get Your Ass Kicked
There was a time when pickleball was just a nice way for senior citizens to enjoy a leisurely workout while socializes with old friends and meeting new ones. When you thought about pickleball, you thought about companionship, camaraderie, and just a little competition. Pickleball courts were a sanctuary of good times and easy living.
Nowadays when you show up to a pickleball court, you have to worry about getting your face kicked halfway into your skull.
Seems like every day you wake up, take a piss, grab yourself a cup of coffee, and wait to see who else got their ass kicked on a pickleball court that day. It's a modern day fight club. His name was Robert Paulson.
I'll tell ya what--it's a good thing that paddle technology in pickleball has been getting aggressively innovative over the last few years. Because there was a time when people were playing pickleball with wooden paddles. Could you imagine getting smacked in the head with one of those things? Now these things are light as a feather, made out of carbon fiber, and have massive sweet spots to absorb the majority of the blow. The moment these dudes started using the paddles as weapons, you knew we were in for a great fight. But luckily a fight that everybody gets to walk away from, instead of someone leaking their brains all over that beautiful looking brand new court.
Also judging from some of those overheads being thrown in that fight, I can't imagine there's a lot of dinking going on in these games. Typical bangers.