Saquon Barkley Running The Everliving Shit Out Of The Giants Was The Most Beautiful Sight In The World

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Congratulations to New York Giants fans who I guessed boo'd Saquon really loudly today? I don't know, Reags was saying some nonsense about it as if Giants fans had boo'd Saquon to death. As if they boo'd him so loudly that he immediately regretted his decision to leave that dog shit franchise in New Jersey to join the Philadelphia Eagles. I guess that lasted all of 1.7 seconds before Saquon Barkley decided to unleash hell on his former team. 

Serious question here--how does Joe Schoen show up to work tomorrow? Not only does your boss tell you that he's going to be sick to his stomach if you lose Saquon to the Eagles, but then Saquon comes back to MetLife and essentially homicides your entire defense? John Mara has every right to fire Joe Schoen before he orders dinner tonight, and deserves to punch him in the throat a few times on the way out. 

I guess I just don't understand how anybody in the world could possibly blame anybody but Joe Schoen for this one? Another thing that dipshit Reags can't get through his bald head. The hatred Giants fans have for Saquon is so ungodly idiotic. The GM practically paraded around the league saying he doesn't give a shit about Saquon and that they weren't going to pay him. They forced him to leave, and he ended up choosing the best possible spot to land for his skillset. That just so happened to be a division rival, but that's not Saquon's fault. This is all Joe Schoen's fault. And it was so exquisitely beautiful to watch all afternoon. 

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P.S. -- Speaking of things that were beautiful to watch, this ball from Jalen to AJ Brown was a goddamn work of art. 

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