Jason Kelce Got To Enjoy His First Eagles Tailgate Tonight, Immediately Destroys Large Eagles Fan's Knee With Violent Chest Bump
If you're from Philly then you're well aware of Dunphy. The man has turned into a Philly sports icon over the years after his glorious barrel completely covered in Philly sports tattoos was spotted on the broadcast of an Eagles vs Packers game at Lambeau a few years ago.
The thing about Dunphy is that he's as round as he is passionate about Philly sports. He puts the "fill" in Philly. And dudes who are that big are typically better off just staying as grounded as possible. The moment that big fellas start to get any amount of air under their feet, only bad things can happen. Especially when going up for a chest bump against one of the all-time great centers to come through the NFL who is only a few months into his retirement.
All things considered, Jason Kelce could probably have himself back into playing shape within a couple of weeks. There was no world where Dunphy goes up for that chest bump and doesn't take the brunt of it. But if you're a die hard Philly fan, you simply do not pass up the opportunity to chest bump Kelce. Even if you know you're about to get royally fucked up, you go for it anyway. Tear your ACL on stage a few hours before kickoff of the Eagles' home opener on Monday Night Football? You can get yourself a doctor's appointment on Tuesday. Shake it off, rub some dirt on it, slug another drink, get to your seats and forget your knee even exists while cheering on the Birds. I'm sure Dunphy would do it all again if he could. He'll just have to wait 9-12 months before he's cleared for contact again.