114 Running Backs Have More Rushing Yards Than the Entire FSU Team
Yup, there’s no way around it. Florida State simply won’t win a game until that guy eats his dog shit like he promised. On a more serious note, Florida State's fall from grace should be studied by every program across the country. How does a team that went 13-0 last year look worse than my toilet after a night of eight-ball and three cheesy gordita crunches? I get that players leave for the NFL or the transfer portal, but a program as prestigious as Florida State should not be 0-3 after a perfect season.
I’m not even a Florida State fan, but all my friends who went there look like they're watching their wife get fucked by another man anytime they watch FSU play.
How is it possible that there are ONE HUNDRED AND FOURTEEN running backs with more yards than the entire Florida State team over three games?! It’s absolutely ludicrous. The running game used to be the backbone of Florida State, and now they’ve got a guy at South Alabama with more rushing yards than their entire squad.
I know times are tough, and inflation is high, but you’re telling me this is all you can get for $400,000? $400,000 for 666 yards, one touchdown, and two interceptions? DJ is making Deshaun Watson's contract look like a steal of the century. As a Gator fan, nothing brings me more pleasure than seeing FSU suck more dick than my ex girlfriend—it’s honestly the only thing keeping me from focusing on how bad Florida is. But my God, FSU needs to do something or our rivalry will just be about deciding which team is the worst in the state.
