Winless Florida State Coaches Resort To Chasing Players With Water Guns At Practice

As a Florida Gator, nothing brings me more joy than watching Florida State go from 13-0 and being left out of the playoffs to starting the season 0-2. And now, seeing their coaches chasing players with water guns at practice is just the icing on the cake. 

Look, I don't want to help the enemy, but Florida State, let me be real with you: you're not 0-2 because of wet footballs. You're 0-2 because your quarterback should be selling health insurance right now, not taking snaps on the field. But instead, you handed him $400,000 in NIL deals, and your defense couldn’t stop the run if Frank The Tank was the starting running back. 

It's not the water guns or the weather—it’s your roster decisions and inability to plug the gaps on defense that have you in this mess. So, while you're out there dodging squirts (giggity), maybe you should focus on your terrible quarterback play and horrendous defense.