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"I'm Gonna Go Back At Them And Tell Them To Suck It" -- American Man Joel Embiid Is Ready To Put France In Their Place

Who would have ever thought that a man from Yaoundé, Cameroon would end up being the most American man on the planet?

This is what THE United States of America is all about. This is the exact attitude that has made us the greatest nation in the world for the past 248 years. We don't give a shit about any other country on the planet. We don't care about you, we don't respect you, all you other idiots out there can simply just suck it. 

There's none of this "we are the world" nonsense going on here. We know that it's USA vs Everybody. That's the way its been since the moment Tommy Jeffs fired off the Declaration of Independence. Everybody wants to take you down when you're at the top. As Benjamin Franklin once said, "they don't boo nobodies". The only reason the entire nation of France wants to boo Joel Embiid into oblivion right now is because they're jealous he didn't want to play for their soft ass country. They're what the French call "le butt hurt". And the only thing that can cure a case of a hurt butt is to suck it. 

Joel Embiid is America. America is Joel Embiid. 

@JordieBarstool