"Bob The Cap Catcher" Better Be Getting Plenty Of Ass In The Olympic Village This Summer
The Olympics are where the best athletes on the planet go to compete. But no athlete ever makes it to the Olympics on their own. It takes a village--friends, family, coaches, all these people throughout their athletic career who help them along the way to make their dreams come true. These people rarely get the recognition they deserve while everyone is at home watching the games.
But our boy Bob "The Cap Catcher"? Well he got his moment to shine in Paris after one swimmer lost their cap in the middle of a race. And when his moment arrived, the man was there to deliver in heroic fashion. Dropped down to his Speedo, took a sassy little strut over to the starting blocks, dove right into the water without a pair of goggles, and grabbed that cap with ease. Don't tell me that Bob The Cap Catcher isn't just as much of part of the Olympics as all the athletes out there.
Hopefully all the other athletes in the Olympic Village took notice of that performance. There are only so many athletes who show up to the Olympics every 4 years with a legitimate chance at taking home a medal. Most of them head to the games with one thing and one thing only on their minds. Which is to ramp up their body count in the Olympic Village. Nobody in Paris right now is oozing more sex appeal than Bob The Cap Catcher. The man is probably swimming in it right now, no pun intended.