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The Only Knicks Fans Who Should Be Allowed In Philly Tomorrow Night Are Tracy Morgan And Ben Stiller

The middle finger? Really, Tracy? Wow. Ok. 

Think about all the kids at Madison Square Garden who are watching their beloved Knickerbockers fail to close out the Sixers on home court. Think about all those kids who are heading to school today and will be flipping off their teachers because you, Tracy Morgan, set that example for them. It's just a game, pal. Have some class. 

Now good, hard-working, blue collar Sixer fans find themselves in a bit of a predicament right now. The Sixers have managed to force a game 6 thanks to the heroics of "gutless" Tyrese Maxey. There will be at least one more game at Wells Fargo Center this season, and those ticket prices are about to soar. If you're fortunate enough to have your hands on some tickets already, you can turn a pretty penny on those bad boys. You could pay off all your utilities for the month by selling your tickets to game 6. Howeva...we don't want a repeat of game 4, which saw the Farg get completely overtaken by disgusting heathen Knick fans cussing up a storm in our building. 

Middle fingers, "fuck Embiid" chants. Just makes you think about how much of a scumbag you need to actually be in order to become a fan of the Knicks. 

Regardless, the predicament is you either hold on to your tickets to make sure the Wells Fargo Center doesn't turn into MSG South, or you sell the tickets and not have to worry about PGW coming by to turn off your gas later this month. I suppose you could always sell your tickets to a fellow fan of the Sixers, but those rat bastards from New York are probably willing to pay top dollar. 

So here's a simple solution to make everybody happy--just have Tracy Morgan and Ben Stiller buy up all the available tickets. If they're as big of Knicks fans as they say they are, then they'd have no qualms with spending the money to watch their Knicks have a chance to close out the series in Philly. 

Plus they'll get a chance to see their favorite player up close in person again. They can be a proxy for the entire Knicks fanbase. The rest of the stunads can stay home in New Jersey, but I'd be willing to welcome Tracy and Ben into Wells Fargo with open arms. Really roll out the red carpet for those guys. They've earned it. 

@JordieBarstool