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I Thought This Was America: Adult Diaper Spa, Exactly What It Sounds Like, Gets Shut Down In New Hampshire

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You might be thinking to yourself right now, "what in the actual frick is an adult diaper spa? It can't possibly be a place filled with a bunch of fully grown adults pissing and shitting in diapers while acting like they're little babies, right?"

Well, friend, that is exactly what it is. I mean chances are they're a bunch of freaks and have some weird sexual thing tied into it. But for all intents and purposes, it's a spa for adults to pretend they're a bunch of babies. But one small town in New Hampshire is pulling the binky on this operation. 

CBS -- A controversial business looking to open in Atkinson, New Hampshire has been denied a zoning permit by the town.

The owner of an adult diaper spa will not be allowed to operate the business out of her home. The spa was going to cater to adults who wear diapers and act like children.

Residents spoke out against the proposed opening, citing concerns over traffic and property values. There was also fears about what clientele would be showing up at the spa.

Oh I'm sorry. I thought this was America. Thought this was a free country where you can do or say whatever the heck you want. When George Washington beat the shit out of the Red Coats, that gave all Americans the right to be the biggest freak in the world and pretend to be a baby who does nothing but piss, shit and cry. Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. If that's what makes you happy, then so be it. I didn't realize we were living in communist Russia. 

Now again, there's no doubt in my mind that this is a sex thing in one way or another. Either they're all banging each other in diapers, or they just get off on it some way. So I can understand not wanting that clientele in my neighborhood. But I ask the fine folks of Atkinson, New Hampshire this one question--if not there, then where?

Do you really think that folks who would voluntarily show up to a spa wearing a diaper to act like a baby will simply not do it anymore because they didn't get a zoning permit? No chance. They're just going to be freaks somewhere else out in the public. At least this way you could contain them to an enclosed space. Now you have no idea where these creatures are going to pop up next. It just seems like Atkinson had a chance to take one for the team, and they completely bailed on the rest of us. Pretty selfish if you ask me. 

Either way, the idea of a town council having to sit around and discuss whether or not to let an "adult diaper spa" open up shop in their town is hilarious. Imagine trying to explain that to anyone 40 years ago. Now it's not even the weirdest thing you'll see in the news this week. 

@JordieBarstool