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"F**k Exercising" Is Officially The Song Of 2024

I would never consider myself to be the pinnacle of human health and fitness, but I stay pretty active. Either a workout in the gym, a quick little run, or playing a shit ton of pickleball which is so much more of a workout than anybody gives it credit for. Either way, my goal once I hit 30 was to just not get fat. I don't care about being shredded or anything, I just don't want to be able to eat a bunch of red meat and drink a bunch of beer and bourbon without getting fat. 

However...if there was a way for me to eat and drink whatever I want while not having to exercise to prevent myself from getting fat? I'd be all about it. Because at the end of the day, exercise sucks. Sure, you feel good about yourself immediately after you're done doing it. You feel productive and a sense of accomplishment. But before and during exercise? No thank you. Shit sucks. 

Which is what makes this track such a bop. This is the anthem for 2024. This is a zig when the whole world is zagging. You've got thousands of folks around the country who all signed up for a new gym membership this month as their New Years resolution, and all of a sudden this track comes out. Legendary. I'm still going to exercise and everything, but I'm going to be signing along to "F**k Exercise" the entire time. It's the same thing as listening to music about selling drugs and disrespecting women. I wouldn't do either of those two things, but I still enjoy songs about it. 

You give me a song with the sound drop of oil in a frying pan, and I'll show you an artist who deserves all the Grammy's. "You can't name a restaurant that I can't go" is nothing short of lyrical genius. This man may have just saved the entire genre of rap, while simultaneously driving the obesity rate in this country through the roof. 

@JordieBarstool