BREAKING: Looks Like The Phillies Just Found Their Secret Weapon For Game 7
If there's one thing that Philly sports feed off of the most, it's unlocking a new lunatic fan. Whether it's "Jeff Garcia, baby, he's our baby" guy, or "SAID? SAID!" guy, or "2 Years...VARSITY" kid, this city finds another gear when a new unhinged lunatic pops up in a local news interview to fire up the squad.
And this man right here? Well he has all the makings of a new legend around these parts. Game 7 dumorrow night, let's go Phillies. That's all that needed to be said. And now dumorrow night is dunight. And it's time to do the damn thing.
I'll tell you this right now--we need to find a way to get this dude into the Diamond Club tonight. You have this lunatic all up in Alec Thomas' shit all night, he'll be begging for someone to get up there and pinch hit for him. Tommy Pham won't know what hit him. I had some anxious nerves running through my body ever since the last out last night. But after seeing this dude? I know the Phillies are going to step up and play their best ball of the season for this dude right here. And for all the other legends who have come before him.