You Absolutely HAVE To Win A Stadium Fight If You're In The Stands Dressed Like A Royal British Naval Officer In 1767
We see fan fights all the time from stadiums across the globe. More often than not, they feature a ton of dipshits wearing jerseys purchased off of some sketchy Chinese website. Maybe it's an Ezekiel Elliott Cowboys jersey. Maybe it's a Jerry Rice 49ers jersey. Maybe it's a Richie Incognito jersey. Whatever the case may be, all these scumbags typically seem to blend together. If you get your ass kicked in a stadium fight video, all you need to do is wait for the next week of NFL games to start and there will be a new one to take your place.
However...if you show up to the Rugby World Cup dressed in full Royal Navy attire from the colonial era? Well you're going to stand out in the crowd much more. You're going to leave a lasting impression, and people are going to remember you. So at that point, you absolutely HAVE to win that fight. You can't have video floating around the interwebs out there of you getting the shit kicked out of you while you're playing dress up.
And credit to these two blokes right here, because they got the job done. I think this has to be a unanimous decision here. I mean these fellas managed to completely flip the high ground on their opponent.
Never before has having the high ground been a disadvantage, but these wankers found a way to exploit it. Doesn't hurt that the guys they are fighting look to be about 35 years past their prime, but that's besides the point. Everybody who fights in the stands of a sporting event is a gigantic piece of shit. With that being said, you'd still at least want to be the piece of shit who wins the fight as opposed to the piece of shit who loses it.
Sidenote: I'm expecting 49ers fans to be taking notes here. Their next home game is the 29th against the Bengals. That gives them a couple weeks to perfect this move. Don't be shocked to see a few attempts made then.