NFL Week 4 Power Rankings: The Bills Are Still The Beast In The East

10. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 

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Steven Cheah stand up!! Never in a million years did I think the Baker Mayfield led Tampa Bay Buccaneers would be 3-1 and in first place in the NFC South. Outside of getting dog walked by the Birds, Baker and the Bucs have been lights out. I don't care what anyone has to say, going into Nola and beating the living piss out of the Saints is a statement. The Bucs were +450 to win the division before the season started.... Now they are the odds on favorite to win the division. Steven Cheah take a bow.

9. Seattle Seahawks

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The gift that keeps on giving. The Seattle Seahawks are dangerous and can be one of the best teams in the league for years to come. The Seahawks lead the league in active rookies with 15 of them. That's fucking insane. Leave it to Pete Carrol to go 3-1 with 15 active rookies on his roster. Before I forget, if you don't know who Devon Witherspoon is now you do. This kid is a fucking DAWG:

8. Baltimore Ravens

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The Baltimore Ravens took a fat shit on the Cleveland Browns beating them 28-3 in Cleveland. I don't know what else to say other than this is the Ravens division to lose. I know the Browns didn't have Watson but outside of last weeks game Watson has been a waste of $230M. It's a tale as old as time, the Ravens have a top 5 rushing offense and a top 5 defense in the NFL, what else is new? 

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7. Detroit Lions

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I was wrong. I'm an idiot. This is not the Packers division, it's the Lions. The Lions annihilated the Packers in Lambeau, AGAIN! The Lions defense is starting to catch fire. The Lions defense is averaging 6 sack per games over the last 2 weeks. Combine that with their high powered offense and you have a new king in the north.

6. Miami Dolphins

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Just fucking bury me. That game was fucking embarrassing. It's not the loss it's how we lost. People always say it doesn't matter if you lose by inch or by a mile. I'm not one of those people. Buffalo is the team we've been chasing for 3 years, getting humiliated by 28 points is way worse than losing by a last minute field goal. I still think this Dolphins team is going to be special. It's tough to start 4-0. At the end of the day we're 3-1 after playing 3 of our first four games on the road. Just have to take the L on the chin and bounce back next week against the Giants.

5. Dallas Cowboys

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No team has benefited more from their schedule than the Dallas Cowboys. I get it, they're 3-1 and have blown out every team they've beaten, but I'm still not impressed. Beating the Giants, Jets, and Patriots isn't going to do it for me. They finally have a real test this Sunday against the 49ers and to be honest I think the Cowboys are going to get fucking steamrolled.

4. Kansas City Chiefs

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It's becoming unbearable to watch this team. If I see Taylor Swift on my TV screen one more time, I'm going to boycott the NFL. In an attempt to drown my sorrows, I decided to participate in a drinking game where you take a shot every time they showed Taylor Swift.... Let's just say that's all I remember from that game so I really don't have much to say about the Chiefs.

3. Philadelphia Eagles

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Just keep winning. Nothing else to say. Do I think the Birds look as good as they did last year? No. Does it matter? No. They're 4-0 and no one can tell them otherwise. I just wish we could fast forward to week 6 so we can see them play the 49ers. I don't know about you, but in my eyes, that'll be the NFC Championship game again.

2. Buffalo Bills

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Fuck you.

1. San Francisco 49ers

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Fuck it, the 49ers are winning the Super Bowl. I've put my Dolphins pride aside and I'm ok with it. The 49ers are the best team in football. They don't have a single flaw on offense or defense. They are the most complete team in the NFL. Just do yourself a favor and place a large responsible bet on the 49ers to win the Super Bowl. I've seen enough.