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Madden 24 Is A Piece of Garbage

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It's that time of the year where I talk myself into buying a PS5 just to play Madden for a week and then never play it again. I was a dick hair away from buying a PS5 and Madden 24 until I saw this piece of dog shit.

I mean what in the fuck is this? They put Call of Duty Zombies in Madden? That's not the "Waddle". That's a strung out crack head walking around in Kensington Philadelphia. I know it's hard to replicate the flawless Justin Jefferson griddy, but the fucking waddle? How on Earth do you make the easiest celebration in all of football look like a strung out crack head. It can't be that hard. 

Aside from the heroine shoot up celebration, they added the die on the field animation. Make sure you don't jump to high into the endzone or else one of your players might die.

Every year it's the same old bullshit. Madden should be a free game just like Fortnite and give us the updated rosters then charge for any extras we may want. It's a sin that we go out and buy the same piece of shit game for this type of gameplay.

When I first saw this video, I thought there's no way in hell this is the new game. Then you take a closer look and see the number 0 on a players back and you realize that these mother fuckers actually don't give a fuck. One can argue that Johnny Manziel cared more about playing in the NFL than these guys cared about making Madden.

Madden 24 looks like a piece of shit but fuck it, imma still buy it.