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We Are Now All Significantly Dumber For Watching This Juju Smith-Schuster Video Attempting To Troll The Eagles

CTE is a helluva drug. I don't know if Juju's brain is mangled to shreds because of football, or if that smooth brain of his is all natural. All I know is not a single second of this video made a lick of sense. That's 2 minutes and 15 seconds of our lives that we'll never be able to get back. But if I had to sit through that nonsense and try to figure out what the hell any of it possibly meant, then so do the rest of you. 

When you spend enough time on the internet, you come across plenty of absolute dog shit content. I'm not gonna sit here and act like every blog I've ever written is worthy of a Pulitzer Prize. But very rarely do you come across something that is so fucking stupid that it makes you question whether humans were a mistake or not. If we are capable of creating something so donkey brained as the video above, then maybe it's time a meteor comes around and does the rest of the universe a favor by wiping us out. 

Now as much as I hate the fact that I wasted a precious 135 seconds of my life watching this video, I hate the fact that the Eagles are currently leading the league in deleted tweets even more. 

The Eagles had a few deleted Tweets during the first dust up with Juju after the Super Bowl. CJ Gardner-Johnson deleted a tweet calling out Jonathan Gannon the other day. Now we have more deleted tweets from AJ Brown. All I'm saying is that if you have something to say, then say it with your chest. The screenshots are going to be there forever, anyway, so either keep the tweet up or don't send anything at all. 

Preferably I'd love if they just didn't send them at all and handled this shit on the field instead of social media. But I guess that's just not the times we live in anymore. 

@JordieBarstool

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