Do You Think You Could Split These Uprights?
Where the fuck were the rusky girls that look like this in my mail-order catalogs?
That reminds me, did I ever tell you about the time my friends and I visited the bunny ranch in LV? We were so wasted I overheard the madam tell the girls, these guys are so fucked up just give them blow-up dolls. They won't know the difference. When we were walking back to the car, my first buddy said "I think mine was dead. She never moved or made a sound the whole time." My other buddy says, "I think mine was a witch!". I laughed and asked why the fuck he thought that...
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He replied, "because when I bit her ass she farted in my face and flew out the window."