A Volunteer From Trump's Advance Team Had The Block Of The Year Against A Photographer

AP News- A volunteer member of the advance team for President Donald Trump blocked a photojournalist’s camera as he tried to take a photo of a protester during a campaign rally in Indiana.

A photo taken by Associated Press photographer Evan Vucci on Thursday in Evansville shows the volunteer stretching out his hand over the lens of a news photographer’s camera after a protester disrupted Trump’s campaign event.

Look at the form on this guy!! Something tells me he gets manicures and then looks at his nails like this:

How about the bend in that wrist! Does he even have bones? That hand is folded back almost perpendicular to his arm. The coverage is so complete. If you look at that picture, it will just be a black wall with a few lighter slits coming through the bamboo trees of his fingers. Remarkable form, incredible flexibility, and unparalleled timing. I mean thank GOD this guy was there to stop that photog from snapping a picture of a protestor. Lord knows how the media would spin that. A PROTESTOR? At a TRUMP EVENT?! It can’t be.

The only thing that could make this better is if that book were a bible. I don’t think it is, but that would make this picture a shoe-in for the Pullitzer. Like he’s doing a reverse exorcism and telling the camera to keep the demons inside so it doesn’t release them to an unprepared public.

If this guy has kids, he’s the type of parent who will shield their eyes during any remotely violent/sexual scene in a movie. Even a fully-clothed kiss in a Disney movie might corrupt their puritan minds. Meanwhile, his kids will hate him because sex and violence are the entire reason to watch movies, and you know this by the time you’re eight.