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Best Of 2025 - Eating A Whole Pig For Lunch At Work

Went whole wedding cake today for lunch

Amazing how much tastier it is when there’s no chance of another divorce.

What's Worse: Pat Bev's WNBA Take Or The Time He Shut Out A Reporter Because She Didn't Subscribe To His Podcast?

Yesterday, as a I mopped up the skull dust and formaldehyde from the tidy embalming I performed on Pat Bev, I felt a pang of guilt in my heart. Had I done the right thing? Was it really necessary? Clearly, the man did not know the slumbering monster he summoned when he casually denounced my efforts,

What's Worse: Pat Bev's Recent Podcast Numbers Or The Whimpering End Of His Basketball Career?

Hey Pat Bev: the fuck? Thought we were cool.  Well, if I must.  Since you seem fond of numbers, let's dig into yours. Here is some data from the Pat Bev Podcast, featuring Rone. Which is a genuinely insulting title, by the way. It should be the Pat Bev AND Rone podcast at worst, the Rone and Pat Bev

Big News: I'm Part Of The Internet Invitational! UPDATE: I'll Go Fuck Myself!

You guys hear about this Internet Invitational? Million bucks on the line. Real money, even to a kid whose ancestors booted the captain of the Mayflower out of his room because they liked his view better. Poor guy took the first mate's bunk, which put that little bitch down below with the deck hands

Best Of 2024 - The Subtle, Maddening Art Of Texting With Dave Portnoy

Years ago, Dave Portnoy gave me his phone number. I like to think he said something like "here, you'll need this" and then took my phone and punched it in himself, like some assertive jock on a college quad, not knowing it's for TikTok and his videographer is shooting from a window 200 yards away. T

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Karaoke Party Bus | Son of a Boy Dad #382

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The Tickle Monster | Son of a Boy Dad #381

If the numbers for the podcast are higher on Monday, they will not be. I am- Wait, let's start recording. Let's start recording, this will be funny on the podcast. On this fucking close. They definitely won't be. That will be the dagger that I put in my own neck. I'm telling you right now. I'm telli

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When Francis Met Rory | Son of a Boy Dad #380

All right, ready? How's your lumbar support? Are you good? I'm good. Yeah, that's what I'm making sure Already, welcome back to the Son of a Boy Dad podcast. Today, it is March 2nd. It's 1 p.m., 1 23 p. M. To be exact. We're here live from HQ three. Welcome back, fellas. Lots to discuss. Lots. I don

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BoyDadDotCom with Rone | Son of a Boy Dad #379

Life looks amazing through these. It feels so good on my brain to wear those. I feel like I'm on drugs wearing those. Oh, Francis, that actually just tied your outfit together. It was pretty untied. No, I think it was tied. No, when I had the coat on, it was tied, but... But this sets it off. Yeah, 

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The Trojan Horse Was Absolutely Sick

I like to think I know a little bit about the Trojans and the Trojan Horse. If you're a true Dana Learns fanatic, you'll know that I've been begging to learn even more about the Trojan Horse for about a year now. Well thanks to Francis we finally get to talk some Trojan. We also talk about Helen of 

Francis Teaches Me Where Calories Come From

It's about time I try to understand why some foods make me feel the way I feel. So let's talk about calories. I remember one time back in 2019 I used an app to track my calories and I actually lost a ton of weight. Who knew? Francis is here to teach me all about caloric deficits, the actual definiti

Francis Teaches Me How Sailboats Work

This video is presented by SailGP. Watch SailGP on CBS on Sunday, February 28 at 1pm ET. Listen, I've been on my fair share of boats in my day. Nothing like a good old raft up at World's End in Hingham and sucking back a couple beverages with your boys. However, I cannot say I've ever been on an act

Francis Teaches Me About Ulysses S. Grant

YOUTUBE: It's been a while but the boys are finally back! Francis had a couple comedy shows in Chicago so we decided to link up at the office and crush a bunch of lessons together. One of the first things we talked about was the legend that is Ulysses S. Grant. Apparently he just loves to delete bee

Are Vikings As Cool As We Think They Are?

YOUTUBE: This week Francis comes in to talk about the Vikings. Not the Minnesota Vikings but those dudes who had horns and shoulder pads. Or did they? Let's find out! We are 60 lessons into this roller coaster of a series and I can confidently say I'm more intelligent than I was when we started. All

Nicky Smokes Thinks We Live Under A Dome

YOUTUBE: In today’s episode, I do my absolute best to explain the moon landing to my good buddy Nicky Smokes despite the fact that I’m barely qualified and going off of a few notes from what I remember Francis teaching me. We cover the basics like how did they get there? Did it actually happen? Who 

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Who Built The Egyptian Pyramids?

YOUTUBE: Little known fact about me is that I'm Egyptian so it was nice to divulge into a topic that involves my heritage. Shoutout to King Tut and Cleopatra. I’ll be honest, I knew next to NOTHING about the Egyptian pyramids going into this. So this episode is an unexpected ride. Francis plays the 

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