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Went whole wedding cake today for lunch

Amazing how much tastier it is when there’s no chance of another divorce.

What's Worse: Pat Bev's WNBA Take Or The Time He Shut Out A Reporter Because She Didn't Subscribe To His Podcast?

Yesterday, as a I mopped up the skull dust and formaldehyde from the tidy embalming I performed on Pat Bev, I felt a pang of guilt in my heart. Had I done the right thing? Was it really necessary? Clearly, the man did not know the slumbering monster he summoned when he casually denounced my efforts,

What's Worse: Pat Bev's Recent Podcast Numbers Or The Whimpering End Of His Basketball Career?

Hey Pat Bev: the fuck? Thought we were cool.  Well, if I must.  Since you seem fond of numbers, let's dig into yours. Here is some data from the Pat Bev Podcast, featuring Rone. Which is a genuinely insulting title, by the way. It should be the Pat Bev AND Rone podcast at worst, the Rone and Pat Bev

Big News: I'm Part Of The Internet Invitational! UPDATE: I'll Go Fuck Myself!

You guys hear about this Internet Invitational? Million bucks on the line. Real money, even to a kid whose ancestors booted the captain of the Mayflower out of his room because they liked his view better. Poor guy took the first mate's bunk, which put that little bitch down below with the deck hands

Best Of 2024 - The Subtle, Maddening Art Of Texting With Dave Portnoy

Years ago, Dave Portnoy gave me his phone number. I like to think he said something like "here, you'll need this" and then took my phone and punched it in himself, like some assertive jock on a college quad, not knowing it's for TikTok and his videographer is shooting from a window 200 yards away. T

Best Of 2024 - The Top 10 Golf Courses I've Played That Make Other People Jealous They Haven't Played Them

Picture this: you have a 10:30AM tee time at some private course you've been dying to play for years. Your buddy met a member at a mutual friend's bachelor party and sauced him up right, high-fiving him with the right amount of fake enthusiasm over a blackjack win, to get the invite. The member is a

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What do you got there? Bunch of goodies for himself. For himself. Shout out to Touche. Who's crying with this? Let's get this live on the show. I introduced you to Tush. Anymore it's crazy more Francis you like shower him with gifts and then he brings in gifts also for him He brings in gifts from my

Apocalypto | Son of a Boy Dad #360
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You sickly? A little bit. Is it getting worse? I don't know. It's only been a couple hours since I've been awake. You're just tired. Yeah, I just run down. I don't have like the flu or anything. What time did you go to bed last night? One? I don't believe it. No, I did. I was so tired. I just woke u

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Are Vikings As Cool As We Think They Are?

YOUTUBE: This week Francis comes in to talk about the Vikings. Not the Minnesota Vikings but those dudes who had horns and shoulder pads. Or did they? Let's find out! We are 60 lessons into this roller coaster of a series and I can confidently say I'm more intelligent than I was when we started. All

Nicky Smokes Thinks We Live Under A Dome

YOUTUBE: In today’s episode, I do my absolute best to explain the moon landing to my good buddy Nicky Smokes despite the fact that I’m barely qualified and going off of a few notes from what I remember Francis teaching me. We cover the basics like how did they get there? Did it actually happen? Who 

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What Is The Best Walk Up Song? (The Bracket, Vol. 191)

What Is The Best Walk Up Song?  Welcome to VOLUME 191 of The Bracket. Kenjac is host alongside Clem, Tommy Smokes, Marty Mush and White Sox Dave Follow The Bracket ►TWITTER - https://twitter.com/BracketPod ►INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/thebracket/ Follow Kenjac ►TWITTER - https://twitter.co

Who Built The Egyptian Pyramids?

YOUTUBE: Little known fact about me is that I'm Egyptian so it was nice to divulge into a topic that involves my heritage. Shoutout to King Tut and Cleopatra. I’ll be honest, I knew next to NOTHING about the Egyptian pyramids going into this. So this episode is an unexpected ride. Francis plays the 

What Was The Best Empire In History? (The Bracket, Vol. 190)

What Was The Best Empire In History? Welcome to VOLUME 190 of The Bracket. Kenjac is host alongside Chief, Whtie Sox Dave, Vibbs and the Wonton Don.  Follow The Bracket ►TWITTER - https://twitter.com/BracketPod ►INSTAGRAM - https://www.instagram.com/thebracket/ Follow Kenjac ►TWITTER - https://twitt

It Could All End Here | Writer Cup Ep. 7 presented by BODYARMOR

Team Riggs has a commanding lead needing only one more point to clinch the victory at the Writer Cup this year. It's Frankie vs Yandle and Francis vs Kirk in the second group of singles, can a member of Team Riggs seal the deal or will Team Whit show some fight?

Riggs vs Whit and Dave vs Big Cat In Singles | Writer Cup Ep. 6 presented by BODYARMOR

Two of the most sought after singles matches at the company happening in the same foursome. It's another chapter of the rivalry between Ryan Whitney and Riggs while Dave and Big Cat square off for the first time.

What Is The Best Movie Of The 1980's? (The Bracket, Vol. 189)

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