Snackin' Off — Apple Pie Oreos
I will admit that going at pumpkin spice for being trash right before reviewing these awful cookies was a bad look. But I stand by it. Apple should be the flavor of fall and everyone knows it in their heart of hearts. Who looks at a pumpkin and wants to eat it? All this pumpkin spice mumbo jumbo is a bunch of hipster bullshit that has spiraled out of control. When I see an apple, I think of America. A timeless classic. And everyone has heard the phrase “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”. Apples save lives. Meanwhile a pumpkin is a gourd. If you consume stuff that is gourd spiced, you are a certified weirdo.
That being said, these Apple Pie Oreos SUCKRD. Be better, Oreo. For you, for me, for America.
