Snackin' Off – Coffee Nut M&Ms And Strawberry Nut M&Ms
So after a few Snackin’ Offs where we actually got some thumbs up, KFC and I were back on our bullshit by resembling that evil motherfucker Commodus from Gladiator.
To be honest, I don’t enjoy giving a thumbs down. In fact, I hate it. I’m an optimistic guy. Whether it’s convincing myself the Mets won’t suck again or the Knicks will actually sign a premiere free agent, I try to look at the bright side of life. Kevin I cannot speak for, but lets just say he probably enjoys the darkness with Frank The Bane (who will definitely be making his Snackin’ Off debut one of these days).
But once those M&M’s came out with different colors, I knew we were in trouble. Once coffee nut wasn’t a type of nut but instead coffee, nut, I was scared. And once the M&M’s didn’t taste like yummy coffee desserts but instead legit coffee beans, I knew we were fucked. Not even a strawberry M&M could save us. In fact, it just made things worse. Like throwing napalm on a raging fire. Just typing this is making me sick and causing my thumbs to point in a downward direction. Clean it up and figure it out M&M’s.
And while we are here talking about coffee, drinking iced coffee 10000000000000000000000% makes you a coffee drinker.
