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We Are One Hour Into Chris Klemmer's Solitary Confinement And He's Already Losing His Mind

#SolitaryKlemfinement has begun. Klemmer will be spending 100 hours alone in a room with no clocks, windows, and as little human interaction as possible. The realization of being completely isolated is setting in for Klemmer. 

18 minutes in Klemmer has already decided he pass time he will rank the years of his life. 

23 minutes in Klemmer is tracking his farts on a piece of paper 

I am in charge of Klemmer for the week. Originally Klemmer was going in with amenities that would have made this week like hanging out in a college dorm room. Mini-fridge, nerf hoop, High Noons, and unlimited snacks. Those luxuries are all gone. 

If Klemmer wants a reward, he will have to earn it through various challenges that have been set-up. To avoid human interaction, the room has been installed with lockers. At random times during confinement, Klemmer will get a key that opens one of the locker doors. Inside the locker will be his challenge. If completed correctly, Klemmer will be rewarded. If Klemmer fails, he will be punished. 

Klemmer's first challenge will begin at 1:00PM EST, so be sure to tune in. 

Super max convicts are allowed 1 religious text.  Baseball is religion to Klemmer, so he has been granted a Baseball Encyclopedia covering the years 1901-2006. His other personal item is a 50lb. Tungsten Cube. I give it till 9:00PM tonight before he gives the cube a name like Wilson. 

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