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A Back and Forth Dozen Slugfest Goes Down To The Wire With No Help From Smitty

This barn burner of a match goes down to the wire with both teams having playoff seeding implications on the line, and team Generation XYZ (Large, Jake Marsh, Me) on the bubble fighting for our playoff lives. Going up against Uptown Balls (Smitty, Smokes, Balls) What could go wrong? Uptown Balls is a team of stooges that could easily win every match if Smitty & Co didn't find a way to argue themselves out of the correct answer all of the time. It's like playing the New York Jets, you need to take the Jets somewhat seriously (they beat the Bengals & Titans last year) ,but at the end of the game the outcome is death by 1,000 self inflicted wounds (4-13).

The last time Uptown Balls and Gen XYZ got together, Jake almost ripped a man's face off ... 

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We fucked up on movie posters last night, and by we I mean me. I had it. Name these movie posters. Magnolia is a critically acclaimed film with the studded cast of Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, John C. Reilly, and the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A significant movie to anyone who knows film. 

The problem is I don't know film, or have THREE HOURS to watch an artsy Paul Thomas Anderson movie I won't understand. SO, I have never watched or committed to memory the movie Magnolia. Which is how I confused Magnolia (1999) with Steel Magnolias (1989). Never seen either, I only know the titles. Both are intertwining tales of people dealing with loss, life, blah blah blah … only Steel Magnolia's stars Dolly Parton, Sally Fields, some old bats, and a young Julia Roberts. Frank The Tank told me the movie was good so I'm taking his word for it and now I never need to watch the movie. It is impossible to right my wrongs and redeem my STUPIDITY to Generation XYZ, but if we make the playoffs I'm going to trivia my dick off for the team.

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The Dozen Trivia League

25 videos

1
Chicago vs. Gen XYZ | Match 35, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Chicago vs. Gen XYZ | Match 35, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Macrodosing vs. Mark Titus & Mostly Trivia | Match 34, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Macrodosing vs. Mark Titus & Mostly Trivia | Match 34, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Kirk & Minihane vs. Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts | Match 33, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Kirk & Minihane vs. Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts | Match 33, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia L...

4
Jon Gruden & Grinders vs. Chicago | Match 32, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Jon Gruden & Grinders vs. Chicago | Match 32, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Uptown Balls vs. The Ryders | Match 31, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Uptown Balls vs. The Ryders | Match 31, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Frank & the Frankettes vs. Chicago | Match 30, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Frank & the Frankettes vs. Chicago | Match 30, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

7
Gruden & Grinders vs. Yandle & Ice Dogs | Match 29, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Gruden & Grinders vs. Yandle & Ice Dogs | Match 29, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

8
Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Charity Case | Match 28, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Charity Case | Match 28, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Leag...

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Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. The Ryders | Match 27, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. The Ryders | Match 27, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Big Cat & Yak vs. Compton & Booze Ponies | Match 26, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Big Cat & Yak vs. Compton & Booze Ponies | Match 26, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Titus & Mostly | Match 25, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Titus & Mostly | Match 25, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Le...

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Booze Ponies vs. Minihane for #1 | Match 24, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Booze Ponies vs. Minihane for #1 | Match 24, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Macrodosing vs. Gen XYZ | Match 23, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Macrodosing vs. Gen XYZ | Match 23, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Frankettes vs. Mostly Trivia | Match 06, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Frankettes vs. Mostly Trivia | Match 06, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Team Minihane vs. The Ryders | Match 05, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Team Minihane vs. The Ryders | Match 05, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Chicago vs. Uptown Balls | Match 04, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Chicago vs. Uptown Balls | Match 04, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

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Can You Complete This NBA Grid? | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 3

Can You Complete This NBA Grid? | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 3

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Finding The Top Sports Trivia Mind | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 2 (ft. Brandon Walker & Kirk Minihane)

Finding The Top Sports Trivia Mind | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 2 (ft. Brandon...

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We Are Searching For The World's Best Sports Trivia Mind!

We Are Searching For The World's Best Sports Trivia Mind!

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Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Championship Match - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Championship Match - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. Fran & 5-The Experts | Final 4, Match 2 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. Fran & 5-The Experts | Final 4, Match 2 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament...

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7-Booze Ponies vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Final 4, Match 1 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

7-Booze Ponies vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Final 4, Match 1 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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Dave Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 9-Smockin | Rd 2, Match 8 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

Dave Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 9-Smockin | Rd 2, Match 8 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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4-Team Minihane vs. 5-The Experts | Rd 2, Match 7 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

4-Team Minihane vs. 5-The Experts | Rd 2, Match 7 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

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2-The Yak vs. 7-Booze Ponies | Rd 2, Match 6 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV

2-The Yak vs. 7-Booze Ponies | Rd 2, Match 6 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV