SAFTB Industries Desperately Needs Your Help To Keep The Lights On
SAFTB Industries was a once proud organization but now, due to a severe lack of funding, we find ourselves inching closer and closer to Chapter 11 each day. Our enemies, MASSIVE pop stars, have seen that we are weak and spent the fall trying to steal our newest creation. Please take our 20% off and help us build back. We just want to come up with more ideas to make everyone rich and also we want to hire children again.
Get the brand new, incredibly comfortable sweatpants
Patch hats that I also didn't know weren't on sale
All the cool kids smoke Banana Cigs if you don't at least pretend (also available in a hoodie)
Work jackets that you gotta be wearing in the factory
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Anoraks (fancy word for rain jacket)
Season 1 hoodie available in all colors
Season II hoodie in all colors
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It's Lying hoodie available in all colors
Premium beanie from the set of the life aquatic
Pocket tee's that are just like a certain very popular blue collar company
Sad Girl Season cuz girls get sad too