We've Gotta Talk About The Fact That Boxer Briefs Don't Have Dick Holes Anymore
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This is a fairly recent development in the briefs world but I’ve noticed lately that none of my briefs have dickholes (saying “fly” sounds normal but typing “flies” looks weird so I’m opting for dickhole) in them. Every time I piss I’m a hard shake from my pants being totally on the ground. It’s all America should be talking about but we’re not because of a massive conspiracy from the government and the Button Fly Jean industry.
Also, Kevin says he takes his dick and balls out of his boxers to piss? That’s crazy town. Do most people just go stem or twig and berries out?
Vote 1 for stem, 2 for twig and berries
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