Would You Bang The Ugliest Teacher You Ever Had, In Order To Bang The Hottest Teacher You Ever Had? Gary Owen Answers The Internet
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So theres obviously 2 huge factors. How hot your hot teachers were and how ugly your ugly teachers were. So in 5th and 6th grade I was at PS 175 in the Bronx. And there was all sorts of overcrowding and underfunding and I’m pretty sure they let anybody with a pulse teach. And as a result there was a crop of 20-something teachers that were the hottest fucking people on the planet. Guys and girls. Everyone was a fucking smoke. And in hindsight, looking back, everybody had to be banging each other. Nobody was older than 26, nobody knew what they were doing or cared, and nobody was watching. I’m pretty sure it was the plot of a porno or at the least a risque premium cable dramedy. Ms. B. Mrs. C. Ms. C. Mr. B. Mr. V. Everybody was fuckin. And we were all hormonal as fuck and every student wanted to get up in there. Its miraculous there was never a Jerry Thornton blog about Public School 175 during the mid 90s.
So I’m sure you’re thinking, welp, sounds like KFC would fuck an ugly teacher to get to his hot teacher, right? WRONG. Mr. Del Cassale was our music teacher and he looked like a James Dolan. Billy Joel hybrid and if you think I’m gonna fuck that guy to get to any teacher – Ms. B or Ms. C – you’re crazy.
What about you?
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