At Least You Won't Be Dragged To A Pumpkin Patch This Fall

An Actual Adult Posted This On Facebook And It's Absolutely Stupid

Your 8-year-old didn't say this

This Deserves A Lot More Silence Than It Got

Be Prepared For An Avalanche of "I Got Vaccinated" Posts

Bubba The Bitch Roasts Red Lobster

Would I Go On An Adult Scavenger Hunt?

Watch Jim Florentine Do Stand-Up Comedy From The Comfort Of Your Own Living Room

The Killer Bear? It's Not The Real Story Here

Jim Florentine Trashes 1-star Yelp! Reviewer

Who Is Gonna Smile Making Seven Dollars An Hour?

Just Be Happy You Are Not This Person

Look Rick, If You Want To Do Anything ...You Have To Wear A Mask

Women Who Post For Their Husbands On Facebook

"Can You Feel It?" No, And You Have No Friends

Why Do Insurance Commercials Try To Be Funny?

Jim Florentine's Eddie Van Halen Tribute

The Packers TD Song Is Terrible

Ok, Who The Fuck Came Up With Tompa Bay?

I Warned You This Was Coming

Put Queso In My Face-O

If You Don't Bring A Shovel To Bury Your Own Shit, It's Not Camping

DO NOT Let Staff Take Your Temperature

Nachos Don't Get Enough Attention

Peanut Butter Should Attract A Man

Your Baby Never Said Any Of This