Inspirational Quotes For Your Monday
"Everyday is special if you think so. Every moment is memorable if you feel so ..."
How exhausting would it be if you had to celebrate every moment? On the way here, I picked up a pretzel from a New York City street vendor, and I'll never think of that pretzel again. I'll never bring that up, because it wasn't that memorable. (9:56)
"Is it a special day for a guy who has an important court date? He's gonna get 1 - 3 years in prison, is that a day to celebrate?" (16:13)
"Think Positive." - Thanks.
You're commuting on your way to work and a tractor-trailer overturns on the highway, you're stuck for hours. Gasoline all over, the next exit is 6 miles up. Should I still think positive?" (17:26)
"If you dream it, you can do it." Well, let's go over the statistical probability your kid has to make it to the big leagues (21:38)
"Fuckin' Jessica Biel" (24:15)
"Those who people who tried to bury you, didn't know you were a seed." (31:10)
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