Trump's Speech About Having to Choose Between Getting Electrocuted or Eaten by a Shark Might Be the Most Eloquent Address in the History of Oratory
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A Shark Study Using Drones Shows That Great Whites Only Swim Around Humans 97% of the Time. Enjoy Your Summer!
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