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7/7/22

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Is The Pizza Throw An Effective Defense Strategy? Pizza Shop Owner Scares Off Machete Wielding Thief By Hitting Him With Pizza

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7/13/20

Hard Factor 6/19: Guests Cam Kasky and Emily Finn, Man With Machete Face Tattoo Arrested For Machete Attack

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6/19/20

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Man With Machete Face Tattoo Accused Of Machete Attack

Bailey Carlin

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6/18/20

Inmate #1: The Full Trailer Is Out For Danny Trejo's Bio-Doc And It Looks Awesome

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5/5/20

Staying Inside Doesn’t Seem So Bad After You See Your Neighbor Playing With Machetes

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4/3/20

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Was Arrested For Threatening A House Guest With A Machete After Not Flushing The Toilet

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8/30/19

Do NOT Complain About This Masshole's Loud Car Sex Unless You're Ready for a Machete Fight

Jerry Thornton

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7/30/19

Gnarley, A Very Good Boy In Kentucky, Saved His Owner From A Machete Attack By His Roommate Because He Wouldn't Loan Him Money

Reags

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7/29/19

11-Year-Old Kid Fights Off Burglar With A Machete After He Tried To Rob Him With His Own Pellet Gun

Pat

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6/17/19

HARD FACTOR 5/13: Alyssa Milano's Sex Strike, Machete Murderer in Appalachia, and a Lightning Round of Other Headlines

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5/13/19

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Guy Tells His Neighbors He's Gonna Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries To Kill Them With A Machete He Named "Kindness"

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1/14/19

Does This Look Like the Face of a Woman Who Used a Machete to Make Her Ex Have Sex With Her?

Jerry Thornton

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6/26/18

A Man In China Tracked Down The Guy That Stole His 3 Dogs, Rammed His Car Over, And Then Attacked Him With A Machete Before Taking His Dogs Back

Clem

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6/7/18

Krav Maga Expert Goes Full Hulk, Fights Off Five Machete-Wielding Burglars After They Attack His Son And Dog

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2/14/18

One-Armed Drunk Man Gets Arrested For Innocently Walking Around With A Clown Mask On And A Machete Taped Where His Arm Used To Be

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7/27/17

Guy With Machete Vs. Guy With Garbage Can. Who Ya Got?

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7/20/17

Dude Fights Off FIVE Armed Robbers With A Machete

Trent

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6/19/17

Big Win For Everyone, Fake Clown Doused in Fake Blood Slinging Around a Machete is Arrested For Threatening Drivers

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5/26/17

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Mom Who Pulled A Machete On A Day Care Employee?

Trent

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1/20/17

Pro Tip: Don't Try To Give Yourself A Circumcision With A Machete Like This Kid Did

Trent

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1/16/17

Wife Drives Around Looking For Her Husband, Finds Out He Was Out Drinking All Night, Beats Him With A Machete

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11/14/16

Dude Shot And Killed After Breaking Into The Colorado Football Offices With A Fucking Machete

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10/5/16

A Fight's All Fun And Games Until The Dreaded Machete Makes An Appearance

Smitty

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7/17/15

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Machete

A Machete-Wielding Monkey Has Been Terrorizing an Entire Town

Hard Factor 9/30: Presidential Debate Recap, and Other Horrific Tales

Is The Pizza Throw An Effective Defense Strategy? Pizza Shop Owner Scares Off Machete Wielding Thief By Hitting Him With Pizza

Hard Factor 6/19: Guests Cam Kasky and Emily Finn, Man With Machete Face Tattoo Arrested For Machete Attack

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Man With Machete Face Tattoo Accused Of Machete Attack

Inmate #1: The Full Trailer Is Out For Danny Trejo's Bio-Doc And It Looks Awesome

Staying Inside Doesn’t Seem So Bad After You See Your Neighbor Playing With Machetes

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Man Who Was Arrested For Threatening A House Guest With A Machete After Not Flushing The Toilet

Do NOT Complain About This Masshole's Loud Car Sex Unless You're Ready for a Machete Fight

Gnarley, A Very Good Boy In Kentucky, Saved His Owner From A Machete Attack By His Roommate Because He Wouldn't Loan Him Money

11-Year-Old Kid Fights Off Burglar With A Machete After He Tried To Rob Him With His Own Pellet Gun

HARD FACTOR 5/13: Alyssa Milano's Sex Strike, Machete Murderer in Appalachia, and a Lightning Round of Other Headlines

Guy Tells His Neighbors He's Gonna Kill Them With Kindness Then Tries To Kill Them With A Machete He Named "Kindness"

Does This Look Like the Face of a Woman Who Used a Machete to Make Her Ex Have Sex With Her?

A Man In China Tracked Down The Guy That Stole His 3 Dogs, Rammed His Car Over, And Then Attacked Him With A Machete Before Taking His Dogs Back

Krav Maga Expert Goes Full Hulk, Fights Off Five Machete-Wielding Burglars After They Attack His Son And Dog

One-Armed Drunk Man Gets Arrested For Innocently Walking Around With A Clown Mask On And A Machete Taped Where His Arm Used To Be

Guy With Machete Vs. Guy With Garbage Can. Who Ya Got?

Dude Fights Off FIVE Armed Robbers With A Machete

Big Win For Everyone, Fake Clown Doused in Fake Blood Slinging Around a Machete is Arrested For Threatening Drivers

Does This Look Like The Face Of A Mom Who Pulled A Machete On A Day Care Employee?

Pro Tip: Don't Try To Give Yourself A Circumcision With A Machete Like This Kid Did

Wife Drives Around Looking For Her Husband, Finds Out He Was Out Drinking All Night, Beats Him With A Machete

Dude Shot And Killed After Breaking Into The Colorado Football Offices With A Fucking Machete

A Fight's All Fun And Games Until The Dreaded Machete Makes An Appearance

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