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The Red Sox Have Locked Up Roman Anthony With a Massive 8-Year, $130 Million Deal

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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8/6/25
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The Red Sox Have Locked Up Roman Anthony With a Massive 8-Year, $130 Million Deal

Report: The Red Sox Conducted 5 Rounds of Interviews With a Baseball Ops Candidate Using an AI Bot

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Jerry Thornton

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6/18/25
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Report: The Red Sox Conducted 5 Rounds of Interviews With a Baseball Ops Candidate Using an AI Bot

As We Learn More About the 'Shitshow' That is the Red Sox, Craig Breslow Gives the Worst Answer Ever for Why He Got Nothing for Rafael Devers

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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6/17/25
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As We Learn More About the 'Shitshow' That is the Red Sox, Craig Breslow Gives the Worst Answer Ever for Why He Got Nothing for Rafael Devers

The Uprising Has Begun: John Henry's Own Fenway Employees Have Voted to Strike

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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6/16/25
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The Uprising Has Begun: John Henry's Own Fenway Employees Have Voted to Strike

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Let Us Pray That New Celtics Owner Bill Chisholm Is Nothing Like John Henry And Fenway Sports Group

Greenie

Greenie

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6/16/25
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Let Us Pray That New Celtics Owner Bill Chisholm Is Nothing Like John Henry And Fenway Sports Group

The Red Sox are Relevant Again as They Sign Alex Bregman to a 3-Year, $120 Million Deal

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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2/13/25
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The Red Sox are Relevant Again as They Sign Alex Bregman to a 3-Year, $120 Million Deal

Watching Red Sox Fans Convince Themselves They Didn't Want Juan Soto Is Textbook Stockholm Syndrome.

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12/9/24
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Watching Red Sox Fans Convince Themselves They Didn't Want Juan Soto Is Textbook Stockholm Syndrome.

Our Prayers Have Been Answered As John Henry And Fenway Sports Group Are No Longer Pursuing Buying The Celtics

Greenie

Greenie

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10/17/24
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Our Prayers Have Been Answered As John Henry And Fenway Sports Group Are No Longer Pursuing Buying The Celtics

John Henry And Fenway Sports Group Needs To Stay The Hell Away From The Boston Celtics

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Greenie

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8/9/24
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John Henry And Fenway Sports Group Needs To Stay The Hell Away From The Boston Celtics

The Red Sox Implosion is Way Ahead of Schedule as Lucas Giolito is Likely Out for the Season

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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3/5/24
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The Red Sox Implosion is Way Ahead of Schedule as Lucas Giolito is Likely Out for the Season

MLB Owners Are Cheating Fans By Not Signing Top Free Agents

Chris Klemmer

Chris Klemmer

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2/20/24
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MLB Owners Are Cheating Fans By Not Signing Top Free Agents

The Red Sox Are Having A Terrible Off-Season And Fans Are Pissed

Chris Klemmer

Chris Klemmer

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12/27/23
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The Red Sox Are Having A Terrible Off-Season And Fans Are Pissed

It's a Proud Day as Massholes are Rebelling Against the Garbage Excuse for Ketchup Being Served at Fenway

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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4/10/23
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It's a Proud Day as Massholes are Rebelling Against the Garbage Excuse for Ketchup Being Served at Fenway

A Spring Training Survey Proves That MLB Executives See John Henry's Red Sox as the Disastrous, Chemical-Filled Trainwreck They Are

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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2/22/23
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A Spring Training Survey Proves That MLB Executives See John Henry's Red Sox as the Disastrous, Chemical-Filled Trainwreck They Are

Red Sox Owner John Henry Hilariously Denies Being Viciously Booed At The Winter Classic Last Month And Instead Believes He Received a Standing Ovation

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2/20/23
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Red Sox Owner John Henry Hilariously Denies Being Viciously Booed At The Winter Classic Last Month And Instead Believes He Received a Standing Ovation

John Henry Was Booed At Fenway Park During The Winter Classic While Security Took Away Signs From Fans

Chris Klemmer

Chris Klemmer

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1/3/23
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John Henry Was Booed At Fenway Park During The Winter Classic While Security Took Away Signs From Fans

The Annual Survey of NE Sports Fans is Out. And Now Would be a Good Time for John Henry to Panic

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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11/18/20
The Annual Survey of NE Sports Fans is Out. And Now Would be a Good Time for John Henry to Panic

Dombrowski Getting Fired in the Middle of Patriots Banner Night is John Henry 101

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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9/9/19
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Dombrowski Getting Fired in the Middle of Patriots Banner Night is John Henry 101

Another Patriots Title Defense Begins and the Crowds are Pret-tay, Pret-tay Impressive

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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7/25/19
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Another Patriots Title Defense Begins and the Crowds are Pret-tay, Pret-tay Impressive

John Henry's Boston Globe Drops Its Motion to See Mr. Kraft's Dong

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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5/10/19
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John Henry's Boston Globe Drops Its Motion to See Mr. Kraft's Dong

Mr. Kraft, Brady and Belichick are Blowing Off Red Sox Opening Day

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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4/8/19
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Mr. Kraft, Brady and Belichick are Blowing Off Red Sox Opening Day

John Henry's Boston Globe is Suing for the Right to See Mr. Kraft's Sex Tape

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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4/4/19
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John Henry's Boston Globe is Suing for the Right to See Mr. Kraft's Sex Tape

I Ripped John Henry for His Attacks on the Patriots, John Henry Responds. It's On.

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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2/1/19
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I Ripped John Henry for His Attacks on the Patriots, John Henry Responds. It's On.

I Think I Have Proof John Henry Has a Patriots Problem

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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1/31/19
I Think I Have Proof John Henry Has a Patriots Problem

Does John Henry Have a Patriots Problem?

Jerry Thornton

Jerry Thornton

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1/31/19
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Does John Henry Have a Patriots Problem?