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Attention Kids Under 30 Down The Jersey Shore: Only Losers Wait In Two Hour Lines To Get Into A Bar

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I Couldn’t Stop Thinking About The Long Trip Home For The Iranian Men’s Soccer Team, and The Fate That Awaits Them. If That Makes Me A Pussy So Be It.

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Too Big, Too Strong - The USMNT's Golden Generation Officially Arrived

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11/29/22

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This Perfect USA Hype Video Will Erase All The Bad Juju The Atlanta Falcons Tried To Put On Our Soccer Team

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11/29/22

It's Simple - Win Or Go Home. Advance Or It Was A Failure. Beat The Shit Out Of Iran.

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11/29/22

USMNT Captain, Tyler Adams, Brilliantly Answers A Finger-Wagging Question From A Member Of The Iranian Media

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WILD Story From The 1998 USA-Iran World Cup Match. Government Officials Seized Iranian Players' Passports At Halftime

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11/26/22

The US Deserves Better, But Now It's Simple - Beat The Shit Out Of Iran

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11/25/22

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Hot Start - Thousands Of Fans Are Stuck Outside Of The England/Iran Match Because The FIFA Ticketing App Crashed

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11/21/22

Rone May Have To Go To Iran

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11/15/22

Iranian Men's Soccer Team Covers Iran Logos During National Anthem In Support Of The Protestors In Their Country

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9/27/22

Inside Iran's Anti-Hijab Protests

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9/27/22

I Got Kicked Out of Saddam Hussein's Babylon Palace

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8/10/22

LOL, Just Kidding: Iran Soccer Had To Re-Hire The Manager They Fired 6 Days Ago Because They Couldn't Find Someone To Take The Job

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7/18/22

Iran Fired Its Manager Four Months Before The World Cup Because Everyone In Our Group Is Starting To Get Scared To Play The USMNT

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7/12/22

Guess Which One Of These Guys Won The Olympic Gold Medal For Karate. Nope, You Are WRONG

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8/7/21

Officials In Iran Are Outraged After Pornstar Alexis Texas Was Featured In a Music Video With An Iranian Pop Star

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3/6/21

Today In Twisted History

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Rumor: Bad Teammate & Coward Cristiano Ronaldo Sat Out Asian Champions League Round Of 16 Game, Allegedly Because He Was Scared if He Entered Iran He Would Be Charged With Adultery And Receive 99 Lashings

UPDATE: Congressman Claims The Mysterious Drones Flying Over New Jersey Are From An Iranian Mothership Parked Off The Atlantic Coast (DOUBLE UPDATE: Pentagon Denies His Claim)

Attention Kids Under 30 Down The Jersey Shore: Only Losers Wait In Two Hour Lines To Get Into A Bar

Donnie Does USA vs IRAN (PLUS FALCON SHOPPING)

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How Milk Bar Founder Christina Tosi Built A Dessert Empire

I Couldn’t Stop Thinking About The Long Trip Home For The Iranian Men’s Soccer Team, and The Fate That Awaits Them. If That Makes Me A Pussy So Be It.

Too Big, Too Strong - The USMNT's Golden Generation Officially Arrived

We Can All Pack Up And Call It A Tournament Now That A Time Traveller From The Future Has Visited to Tell Us How This Years World Cup Ends and Who Wins

This Perfect USA Hype Video Will Erase All The Bad Juju The Atlanta Falcons Tried To Put On Our Soccer Team

It's Simple - Win Or Go Home. Advance Or It Was A Failure. Beat The Shit Out Of Iran.

USMNT Captain, Tyler Adams, Brilliantly Answers A Finger-Wagging Question From A Member Of The Iranian Media

WILD Story From The 1998 USA-Iran World Cup Match. Government Officials Seized Iranian Players' Passports At Halftime

The US Deserves Better, But Now It's Simple - Beat The Shit Out Of Iran

Hot Start - Thousands Of Fans Are Stuck Outside Of The England/Iran Match Because The FIFA Ticketing App Crashed

Rone May Have To Go To Iran

Iranian Men's Soccer Team Covers Iran Logos During National Anthem In Support Of The Protestors In Their Country

Inside Iran's Anti-Hijab Protests

I Got Kicked Out of Saddam Hussein's Babylon Palace

LOL, Just Kidding: Iran Soccer Had To Re-Hire The Manager They Fired 6 Days Ago Because They Couldn't Find Someone To Take The Job

Iran Fired Its Manager Four Months Before The World Cup Because Everyone In Our Group Is Starting To Get Scared To Play The USMNT

Guess Which One Of These Guys Won The Olympic Gold Medal For Karate. Nope, You Are WRONG

Officials In Iran Are Outraged After Pornstar Alexis Texas Was Featured In a Music Video With An Iranian Pop Star

Today In Twisted History

Hard Factor 1/14: The Queen Has Spoken, Oscar Picks Are In, The Astros Get Fired, Japanese Billionaire Looking For Moon Mistress & Iran Update

Hard Factor 1/13: Iran Update, 'Diego' The Tortoise Single Handedly Saved His Species With His Super Sperm, Woman Grows Pubes On Face

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