Groundhog

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Scampered Away From His Shadow Like A Little Bitch And Locked Us Into 6 More Weeks Of Winter

Punxsutawney Phil Sees His Shadow And Sentences Our Souls To 6 More Weeks Of Wintry Hell

It Is With A Heavy Heart That I Announce Punxsutawney Phil's Groundhog Day Festivities Will Take Place Virtually With No Crowd Due To COVID-19

"One Bite, Everybody Knows The Rules" - Extra Thicc Pizza Groundhog Who Is Doing His Part To Support Local Philly Restaurants These Days

BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Just Clipped Off Old Man Winter's Saggy Balls And Declared An Early Spring

PETA Writes To Punxsutawney Suggesting They Use A Robotic Groundhog

Punxsutawney Phil Shoves His Shadow And Old Man Winter In A Locker By Declaring It Will Be An Early Spring

Cute Lil' Groundhog Adorably Blocks Traffic - Cop Shoots It In The Face.