Christian Pulisic

Good Times: US Soccer Completely Embarrassed Themselves With Another Low Point, The Same Day We Hired Mauricio Pochettino To Save The Team

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9/11/24 1:30 PM

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Save Us Poch: Everyone In US Soccer Is Calling Each Other Out For Being Soft, Losing At Home To Canada For Just The Second Time Ever

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9/9/24 3:20 PM

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There Better Be A Full Investigation Into This Ref After He Pulled The Ultimate Bullshit On Christian Pulisic

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7/2/24 3:50 AM

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Christian Pulisic Is The Greatest American Soccer Player We've Ever Seen

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6/23/24 10:12 PM

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Christian Pulisic Is Still Captain America - Unfortunately That Means He's Still Awesome And Saved Gregg Berhalter's Job For Now

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6/13/24 1:25 AM

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A Ghana Player Had No Decision But To Simply Quit Playing After Tim Weah Embarrassed Him During The USA's Ass Kicking Last Night

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10/18/23 2:20 PM

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If Giusy Meloni Wants All Of Us To Cheer For AC Milan, We Have No Choice But To Declare Them America's Club

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10/5/23 7:50 PM

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Notorious American Soccer Hero Christian Pulisic Has The Perfect Plan To Fix Soccer In The USA - Make Goals Worth 7 Points

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9/14/23 1:30 PM

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Captain America: Christian Pulisic Is So Damn Good For AC Milan, He's Got Italian Commenters Chanting About The USA Mid-Match

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8/27/23 6:57 PM

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The Rivalry Is Dead: Christian Pulisic Got So Bored Kicking Mexico's Ass (Again), He Started Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors On The Field

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6/16/23 1:00 PM

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American Balls Of Steel: Christian Pulisic Is Officially Cleared To Play Tomorrow

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12/2/22 6:50 PM

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Christian Pulisic Sets The Record Straight On His Gigantic Balls And They Are Just Fine

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12/1/22 5:50 PM

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We Can't Let Christian Pulisic's Legend Be Ruined Just Because LeBron James Is The Biggest Liar In All Of Sports

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12/1/22 4:20 PM

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Christian Pulisic Reminded The World He's A Damn Legend While Laying In A Hospital Bed

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11/29/22 10:20 PM

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Too Big, Too Strong - The USMNT's Golden Generation Officially Arrived

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11/29/22 9:26 PM

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CAPTAIN AMERICA LAID HIS NUTS ON THE LINE FOR THE LEAD

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11/29/22 7:44 PM

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USA! USA! It Only Took 36 Minutes For The World To Know Tim Weah's Name And Recognize Christian Pulisic's Greatness

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11/21/22 7:55 PM

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After 8 Brutally Long Years, We Finally Have A USA World Cup Roster ... And Shockingly Gregg Didn't Screw It Up Too Much

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11/9/22 10:35 PM

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A Bunch Of Nerds Are Complaining Because Christian Pulisic Wrote A Book And Talks About That Bum Thomas Tuchel Misleading Him

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9/20/22 4:40 PM

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Bum Ass Chelsea Doesn't Deserve Christian Pulisic Since They Keep Losing On The Field And In The Tunnel

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8/31/22 4:20 PM

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FREE HIM: Chelsea Refusing To Let Christian Pulisic Leave The Club Is Clear Sabotage Proving England Is Scared Of USA Soccer

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8/30/22 2:10 PM

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Christian Pulisic Is A Hostage At This Point Under Tuchel At Chelsea

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8/19/22 9:45 PM

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Man U Is Attempting To Save Its Season And Really The Entire History Of The Club By Landing Christian Pulisic

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8/17/22 5:20 PM

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FREE HIM: Christian Pulisic Deserves Better Than This Big Dummy Thomas Tuchel Who Reportedly 'Doesn't Trust Him' At Chelsea

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8/10/22 2:50 PM

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USMNT Escaped Some JV Soccer Bullshit With Late Game Heroics, Now We Need To Talk About The World Cup

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6/15/22 2:50 PM

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