Blogs
Vids
Pods
Pics
Personalities
See All Personalities
Shows
See All Shows
Topics
Featured
Barstool Sports Apps
Rough N' Rowdy
Stella Blue Coffee
Pardon My Cheesesteak
Barstool Golf Time
Daily Dozen Trivia
Barstool x SKLZ
Shady Rays
Cities
Boston
Chicago
DMV
New York
Philly
Sports
College Basketball
College Football
Golf
MLB
MMA
NASCAR
NBA
NFL
NHL
Soccer
Store
Barstool Brands
Barstool Sports
Fore Play
Spittin' Chiclets
Pardon My Take
One Bite
Stella Blue Coffee
Brianna
Gambling
Nooners
KFC Radio
All Brands
Sports
Basketball
Hockey
Golf
Baseball
Football
Soccer
All Sports
Cities
Chicago
Boston
New York
Philadelphia
Miami
All Cities
Trending
New
Best Sellers
Saratoga
Outdoors
Gambling
College Football
Barstool Golf
Stella Blue Coffee
Shirt of the Month Club
+
My Feed
Old Row
Rough n Rowdy
One Bite App
Stella Blue Coffee
Newsletter
Barstool Bets
It Girl
Facebook Icon
Twitter Icon
Snapchat Icon
Instagram Icon
Advertising Inquiries
Viceroy Agreement
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Content Policy
Cookie Policy
Messaging Terms
Careers
© 2025 Barstool Sports.
Search
Search
My Feed
!
My Feed
App
Trending Topics
Football Collection
Golf Collection
Stella Blue Coffee
Barstool Golf Time
Pardon My Cheesesteak
Advertisement
Chocolate Milk
The USDA Is Contemplating Banning Chocolate Milk In Schools, Which Has Created The "Protecting School Milk Choices Act"
Ohios Tate
5/24/23 2:00 PM
Mrs. Doss' 4th Grade Class Is Protesting The Tyrannical Removal Of Chocolate Milk From School Lunches
Ohios Tate
2/7/22 3:00 PM
Katie Ledecky Swimming The Entire Length Of A Pool With A Glass Of Chocolate Milk On Her Head And Not Spilling A Drop Is The Most Impressive Thing You Will See Today
Clem
8/3/20 7:01 PM
Now Would Be An Ideal Time For Cocoa Puffs To Start Bottling Their Own Chocolate Milk
Jordie
3/31/20 3:35 PM
Advertisement
I Hate To Get All Political Here But Mitt Romney Should Be Allowed To Drink His Goddamn Chocolate Milk
Jordie
1/29/20 5:45 PM
Adam Schefter Could Have Broken At Least 8 Trades In The Time It Took Him To Chug A Cup Of Chocolate Milk
Jordie
6/5/19 7:55 PM
See Which University Gets The Most Udderly Ridiculous For Oktoberfest
Kate
10/12/18 12:51 AM
What’s Up With the Chocolate Milk People Trying To Make Chocolate Milk The New Gatorade?
El Presidente
4/17/18 2:04 PM
Illinois Governor Bruce Rauner Drinks Chocolate Milk Because He Says It Represents Racial Diversity
Riggs
2/22/18 9:49 PM
An Alarmingly Large Amount Of People Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows And I Wish They Were Right
Jordie
6/16/17 5:20 PM
Advertising Inquiries
Careers
Terms of Use
Privacy Policy
Content Policy
Cookie Policy
Messaging Terms
Digital Sale Terms
© 2025 Barstool Sports - All Rights Reserved
Reviewed by Allyant for accessibility