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"EVACUATE NOW, AIRCRAFT INTRUSION": Capitol Police Alert Staff To Evacuate... After Miscommunication With Army Parachute Team As They Dropped In On Nats Game

DDTG is ALL IN on $DIS. I'm Gonna Strap That Mouse Into The Millennium Falcon And Shoot It To The Moon.

Microsoft Is Courageously Bringing Back Zune And Will Offer Zune Phones As Well: The Details Sound Amazing

Man Sues Hawaii For Giving Him A Heart Attack With Their Missile Alert

A Russian Scientist Stabbed His Coworker Who Kept Spoiling The Endings Of Books He Was Reading

People Along The East Coast From Maine To Florida Received A False Alert Saying That A Tsunami Was Coming

CNN Sends Very Clumsy Alert Alerting People About The Hawaiian False Incoming Nuke Alert Employee

Japan's National Public Broadcaster Sent Out A False Alert About Japan Being The Target Of A Launched Missile

CONSPIRACY THEORY ALERT: We've Got More Nip Slips From Monday's Bachelor Episode And I Think ABC Is Doing It On Purpose