Microsoft Is Courageously Bringing Back Zune And Will Offer Zune Phones As Well: The Details Sound Amazing

For years I’ve wanted to see that headline floating around the ole internet. Sometimes, if you want to see something, you have to put it out there yourself. Some people call that trolling, I call that being a hard worker.

Last night, I put out a call to arms.

This morning, I am speaking the Zune into existence once more. If we dont have a new Zune phone in one year, I will delete this blog. That’s my promise to you. I have a good feeling that wont be needed though. Everyone loves the Zune. Find me a product that can hold 8, 16, 32, and hold on to your dicks or vaginas, 64gigs of music and I’ll say this device isnt needed. You cant and so it is.

I hope that Microsoft and Apple will have some sort of partnership when they do this because I would love for my new Zune Phone to have iMessage and Facetime. Other than that, apps are apps.

That’s really all I have to say about Zune. Thank you for your time.

PS: One more thing to say about Zune. The brown one was the best. That’s the one I had. Love it.

That little touch of green around the edges?